The Super Gnomes: My Old Joke

lindpen — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:31:40 +0000

Yes, something else old. Hopefully I’ll come up with some new material soon. In the meantime, enjoy this fake advertisement for a cartoon that would exist in the perfect world:

Introduction: “Swans and Catfish”

lindpen — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:03:55 +0000

Welcome to Lindpen’s WordPress blog. I intend to use this for silly things that I don’t intend to publish. Funnily enough, my first offering–known to some as “Swans”–has gained the acclaim of various folks on the Interwebs. One remarked that the “poem” reminded him or her of a schizophrenic; I let him/her know that I am, in fact, schizophrenic, so that was a lot of fun.

Oh, but the ironic thing? I wrote this three months before I was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

So, on this night of March 5th PST time, I present to you, “Swans and Catfish”:

OH SNAP
How long did that take
Silly avion drinks the water
Seven seven ate swan singing swan
Ink blot test now
How is that?
What is this?
Ebony ravens trill playfully

How many more
Count the ravens
Singing catfish trills the time
Three more minutes
–It is not dementia
Sings the catfish

Ten now
Space space space
Seven to go
Now copy paste
Control – A, C, V
Cut, not copy
Catfish dances

Clarification: Yes, it *is* a parody. You didn’t think I was *that* bad, did you?

Lindpen's Blog: Drabbles, Silly Stuff, and World-Building

The Super Gnomes: My Old Joke

Introduction: “Swans and Catfish”